February 2012
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$84 & counting.
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I wanted your attention so bad, and kicked myself...
person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg
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The Forty Reasons Why Whores Are My Heroes →
pantopon-rose:
by Annie Sprinkle American Perfomance Artist and Sex Guru
Whores have the ability to share their most private,sensitive body parts with total strangers.
Whores have access to places other people don’t.
Whores challenge sexual mores.
Whores are playful.
Whores are tough.
Whores have careers based on giving pleasure.
Whores are creative.
Whores are adventurous and dare to...
i'm in so much pain i'm in so much pain help me
JESSE'S PLANNED PARENTHOOD CHECKLIST TO THE STARS →
honestly. some people have no business procreating. some people just shouldn’t exist. and that’s not because they’re [inherently] worthless people. it’s because whoever is responsible for them was not responsible at all.
if your genes code for mental instability, DON’T HAVE A BABY because THE BABY WILL BE UNSTABLE.
if your genes code for an affinity for drug addiction, DON’T HAVE A BABY...
ieroo:
are you dumb this is how you date
flirtatious joke/hold hands/massage/confess attraction/first kiss/make out/go steady/cuddle on bed/woohoo
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“…I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.”
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“The Fault in our Stars” (John Green)
wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
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the movie thirteen made me cry.
i was like that when i was thirteen.
i am not thirteen any more.
i will never get to re-do being thirteen and i fucked it up.
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